Preparing for a Halloween that never was.
Kookiness in the early stages
Collecting all-important sticks
Our old street is not looking good.
Another shot of our old street
Um . . . Mama, there’s something in my way.
Playing ball amidst the wreckage
Day 5: Power!!! (heat! and light! and Michaels was open!) (but still no school)
At 4:21, I’m getting on an airplane to Go west, Young woman! —Not that I’m really young, but I’m about to behave as though I am. After all, here’s what I’m going to do when I arrive in Scottsdale, Arizona, where today’s high is 87 degrees and–what else?–sunny:
I’m going to meet with 7 other fantastic mamas from far-flung cities.
We’re going to go on an artwalk. We’ll eat. We’ll drink. Maybe dance?
Tomorrow, we’re going to get up early and go on a canyoneering trip. What’s that? Well, let me tell you: We get driven in 4x4s across the desert. We then hike and scramble; we rappel down waterfalls; we swim across crystal clear springs. We do some other stuff. It’s all insanely awesome and beautiful.
Check out the pictures.
Then, when we’re good and tired, we go home, quick shower, quick-quick beautification–
PP and Salsa Shaker — Jewish Mamas’ Annual — 2011
and then off to dinner at Cowboy Ciao where some of us will indulge in duckfat ice cream (and some of us will definitely not!). Where then? The night is young, and all that is calling our names in the next couple of days is the pool, long runs, perhaps a hike, some shopping, lunches with aguas frescas, dinners with lots of alcohol, and who knows–maybe we’ll have to hit the V Spot again, as we did on one of our previous Jewish Mamas’ Annual Scottsdale Trip–
2010 –where we all learn the word “vagazzle” — but none of us were daring enough to try it. (Tatazzling seemed a safer bet).
Now there’s a business model I bet you didn’t think of!
Or maybe find a post-Halloween Halloween party–
The trip will end with me meeting some very old friends for a much-needed catching up. And I will return to my family happy, refreshed, and full of love.
It’s the perfect Fall Break and the perfect Girls’ Weekend. Which is why it’s the THIRD annual.
Except — poor, poor, poor Princess.
That’s not what is happening today. I can sing “I’m leaving on a jet plane” all I want (FYI–it’s Chantal Kreviazuk I’m channeling, not John Denver), but I am not leaving on a jet plane today, thanks to this baby–
Instead, I am huddled in my house where the temperature is not 87 or 77 or 67. It’s 53F.
I’m under 4 blankets with four other people and we’re all hacking away like a bunch of consumptives sleeping together in a freezing Lower East Side tenement at the turn of the 20th century.
From Jacob Riis’s time — not so different?
We have no heat, no electricity, no home phone service, no cell service, and no internet. When we’re not under the blankets, we’re smushed together in my office–surrounded by offices where people are trying to actually work–and fighting over the screens (oh internet, I miss you so!). And when we get good and hungry, we’ll wait in line with the rest of the town to get into the one restaurant that’s running. It’s all good.
I really really really want to leave on a jet plane today, but with roads blocked or jammed, and transit not running, there’s no way of getting to the airport and getting the fuck outta here. Poor, poor Princess.
The Poor Princess Diaries 