The old joke is that all Jewish holidays bear the same motif:
They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.
But the food never seems to accurately reflect the true goriness of our past. Not the latkes, not the matzah, not the apples and honey! And so–
In honor of all those who had to beat the 3-cornered hat right off of Haman’s head, here’s some
Haman, we got ya good. Yum yum yum!
Poor Princess, and her apprentice, Cool J, aka Poor Pincher